MPC's Mystic Shop of Mystic Wonders

ancientsigil:

ancientsigil:

no way in hell

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

bread–quest:

lavalampadvocate:

brendanicus:

brendanicus:

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it’s genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

[ID: Gritty, posing on a couch. End ID.]

sapphling:

trying to do sexy pain-based powerplay dynamics with a girl who’s quitting smoking so instead of burning me with the cherry while she fucks me she just has to throw her nicotine-free vape battery at my head as hard as possible

aokozaki:

Okay honestly it didn’t hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al’s Even Worse album is until I found out they’d have gone on sale side by side.

“Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?”

followmetoyourdoom:

vaspider:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

tessarion-rising:

remus-of-reston:

nerdsbianhokie:

tyke-dyke:

polyamorousmood:

So I’d like you to meet my partners. This is the broken, this is the beaten, and this is the damned.

Here is the lover, theres the dreamer, and that one there on the right is me.

Just entered a new relationship. There’s Paul, a real estate novelist who never had time for a wife, and Davy, who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life.

Yeah, this is my new boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, he was a punk and she did ballet. What more can I say?

Yeah, just got a picture of our polycule back. On the left is the clown, on the right is the joker, and of course, stuck in the middle, there’s you.

my three girlfriends, the soldier who carries a mighty sword, the writer whose weapon is his word, and the king whose brow is big and worn. And yes, they do smoke weed.

Please let me introduce my polycule: the lovers, the dreamers, and, of course, you.

Please meet my girlfriends: Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, and Jessica

imsoglitter:

karlmarxmaybe:

imsoglitter:

John Carpenter’s The Thing offers many lessons in filmmaking. For example:

• Have an actor wear a giant cowboy hat
• Put a Fucking Thing in there

These powerful moviemaking techniques can also be seen in Jordan Peele’s Nope.

You’re the only person who understands me, Karl Marx 💕

doxiedreg:

beardedmrbean:

bosohurricane

Humans are like “is anyone gonna make art with that?” And will not wait for an answer

empress-belosbeck:

queer-is-future:

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?